Ninja Pajamas, and other good things.

Whee!

2006-01-02T14:53:00.000-08:00

He asked. I said, "YES! YES! YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!!"After jumping around for about 10 minutes, and screaming until I couldn't swallow, I opened the little blue box that was sporting some serious bling. I am so happy!

If you had a German...

2005-10-11T23:48:00.000-07:00

Have you ever wondered, if you had a German, and you were to call him at 11pm when he was asleep in Montana, what he would say? Well, I'll tell you. He would say:"You need... You need to listen to... to listen to the sni...sneck... You need to listen to the snecky snot! (sighs of exasperation)"

Mama Erickson Says

2005-09-20T09:10:00.000-07:00

Mama Erickson says, "There's nothing to be depress about it. Ok, bye bye."

Apt.

2005-09-19T15:57:00.000-07:00

"There will be a cloud of smoke above Little Rock soon - of burned food, of anger and of shame that the world's richest nation couldn't organise a p**s up in a brewery and lets Americans starve while they arrogantly observe petty regulations." - An unnamed british aid worker. Also, I sincerely hope that any donations you are personally making do not go to the paragon of fiscal irresponsibility,

Coersion.

2005-08-12T01:03:00.000-07:00

I love things like this. Please note the designation, this story is TRUE.

Vote for Cathy!

2005-07-18T22:46:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, I was checking out Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince on amazon.com. Oh, no, not for me, for some ... little kid I know. Anyway. I, proudly, was the first to vote for Cathy.Who is Cathy, you ask? Why, she's Joe Ekaitis's wife. She likes cream in her coffee, and looks great in purple! Joe photographed her enjoying the latest Harry Potter branded object of mass hysteria and

Absolutely Correct

2005-06-30T13:42:00.000-07:00

Some incredibly brilliant mind started a blog called Absolutely Correct. It is so well written, humorous, biting, and brilliant that it blows my mind. It is everything this blog, which is a link dump, can never be.

Flash Game of the Day

2005-06-02T20:10:00.000-07:00

Guess-the-Google is a fun little flash game that challenges you to guess the search term when presented with google image search results. Difficulty: European spelling, things like "indigestion" and "bling". No centaurs, yet. My high score: 370

Stuff.

2005-05-25T19:06:00.000-07:00

There's a new item in kingdom of loathing that I wish I could send to a special someone, but he's not a player, so I'm posting the item here:urinal cakeOkay, it's surprisingly tasty, but this really isn't something you should give to anyone you actually like. I guess it's the perfect way to say "thanks for looting my clan," or "thanks for PvPing the crap out of me," or just "I'm not feeling all

Could you go for some hashbrowns right now?

2005-05-09T12:19:00.000-07:00

Another week goes by, and I continue to fail to put anything here but cute pictures of my boyfriend. Yeah, I can't think of anything else to say. Look at my boyfriend! Isn't he CUTE!

Sometimes, you just know, like you know about a good melon.

2005-05-03T00:07:00.000-07:00

Like, a post with some links, or whatever? Yeah.

2005-04-23T19:33:00.000-07:00

My friends want me to move to Seattle. I think it may be a little too close to Canada. Oh yeah, then there's India.Oh yeah, I've been playing Diner Dash. It's pretty fun. If you are thinking about cracking it instead of buying it, be careful. Not that I would ever do anything remotely like that, but if I did without really paying attention, I might find my computer totally overloaded with

Collectively speaking.

2005-04-16T23:10:00.000-07:00

Apple, orange, pomegranate, grape, mango, lime. Collective label: FruitAspen, pine, bonsai, madrona, fir. Collective label: TreeNail file, scissors, gun, corkscrew, match, golf clubs, value-sized deoderant. Collective label: "Threat Object"Yeah, I thought that was stupid, too. I saw it on the news in a reference to airline security, blah blah blah. Then I realized that is a really good

This week in links

2005-04-09T16:35:00.000-07:00

Alrighty, even though some people forgot (YKWYA!!), I had a great birthday. More pics with Keri, Dan, and crew pending.I had a breif stint as a Finger Cot Model and am famous for such as far away as Seattle. I've discovered that most men are an incarnation of Tucker Max, or they really want to be one. I think I've dated an even more evil version of Tucker Max. This is about three days worth

Terri Schiavo

2005-03-24T12:40:00.000-08:00

Ann Coulter weighs in on the torture and murder of Terri SchiavoI know this is supposed to be a good things blog and be basically links and things. I am seriously considering breaking off and starting another blog so that these more depressing and political things are somewhere more appropriate. I've also wanted to write some commentary, humor, and whatnot, but have long felt that this was not

Old stuff that like, never got actually posted.

2005-03-22T00:04:00.000-08:00

Do you trust me enough to go to penisland.net? How about roastersexchange.com?Toons...Perry Bible Fellowship - Beautifully rendered giggle puns.If I haven't already sent you this, it means that I don't love you. Tiaras for your special occassion!Flash...Ninja!F*ing Kangaroo!On a more serious note, Terri is still hungry.

Rent a German.

2005-03-21T23:45:00.000-08:00

"Imagine to appear with your German at parties, family events, or just hang out with them at the local shopping center. No matter which occasion you choose, you will surely impress your environment by presenting an original German." Also, this blew my mind. I've watched it four times. It's mesmerizing.

Let her live.

2005-03-20T13:03:00.000-08:00

This is what I wrote to my congressman today:Re: Terri SchiavoDear Rep. Blumenauer -She can laugh, she can open her eyes, she can breathe on her own. She can track a balloon and have meaningful, if limited, interaction with her loved ones. Please let Terry Schiavo live instead of being starved to death in an inhumane, unusual method of punishment for a crime that is not hers.- Ada

Keri, Keri, Keri!

2005-03-20T09:33:00.000-08:00

So if you've been reading along with us, you caught Keri's personal ad on craigslist that I posted in January before it disappeared into the ephemera.I met her. She is incredible beyond words. I am platonically in love!

I get it now

2005-03-16T13:45:00.000-08:00

Why is it that people look at me askance when I say I'm a Christian? Ok, now I get it. Each slide gets even more and more... gah, I don't even know how to put it.

Birds/Bees/Mars/Venus

2005-01-09T13:40:00.000-08:00

This is hilarious. Oh, and for those of you that know me, I have cured myself of that recent little malady and explained some past maladies with this book

Send some fan mail..

2005-01-06T21:58:00.000-08:00

...to this girl. Her personal ad made me laugh out loud. I wish I could come up with something so witty!

Well, apparently...

2005-01-03T22:17:00.000-08:00

I'm not the only one who has certain strong feelings.

My brain is getting too full.

2005-01-02T23:41:00.000-08:00

I forgot that there used to be tan m&ms. How could I forget that? Remember tan? Remember tan! That should be a teeshirt. Never forget tan.

You have more voting to do.

2005-01-02T21:25:00.000-08:00

Take a gander at this blog entry. Regardless of your political affiliation, you will probably find it interesting. That said, I'm committing to Amazon.

Link Dump

2005-01-02T01:23:00.000-08:00

Here are some things I've found amusing lately. Insert a few paragraphs of wittiness here, add puns to taste. Stir well and click. Bauns Some cool jewelry Reflex. Fun. Try it. Really cool illusion. Click and drag up or down to scroll. Bananaphone. At your own risk. Dfence. Remember "Defend Your Castle"? This one is kind of the same thing, but better. Also, none of that flinging crap

Sexy, Sexy, Sexy.

2004-12-13T09:27:00.000-08:00

One time, I discovered that by sucking on the inside of my bottom lip and catching it with my teeth, I could make it stick out in what I thought was a subtle, sexy, bee-stung look. I showed C, my fianceé at the time. "Do my lips look sexier like that?" "Actually, it looked like you puked a little and then swallowed it." So much for sexy.

Entropy in action.

2004-12-12T13:24:00.000-08:00

First this. Which is bad enough. But then someone actually rips it off and makes this. Although, the second one is kind of funny in the context of the first. But the ratio of effort input to laughter quotient leads to a net result of loss of intelligence across the entire human race.

Blame your liver.

2004-12-07T13:48:00.000-08:00

The worst kind of anger is the kind that lasts all night. You know when your eyes snap open before the alarm that the last eight hours have done nothing to clear the rage from your system. Is rage processed by your liver? You know as soon as you turn to the body next to you, sleeping, vulnerable, and the thought actually crosses your mind to push a pillow down over that resting face (How

Weerie.

2004-11-29T01:08:00.000-08:00

This little freak out seemed lame until I actually started reading things out loud, and I was a total direct hit on the third one. Even *I* don't know how it works. However, I do know how to make diamonds in the microwave. "Gold? Don't be silly, Mindy. I can't make gold! But diamonds are a snap! Junior, get me the vaccuum cleaner!"

Quote of The Day

2004-11-09T10:34:00.000-08:00

I believe that if you can't say something nice about someone... you must be talking about Hilary Clinton - Jeff Foxworthy

British Snobbery

2004-11-07T01:50:00.000-08:00

Am I the only person who finds the Dyson Vacuum guy kind of snobby? He's that kind of creepy British guy who says he spent 16 years in pursuit of the perfect vacuum that doesn't clog up. (ominous pause.) *ever*. I don't know about you, but I'm just not feeling a sense of growing admiration or trust in British ingenuity. I mean, these are the folks who eat Spotted Dick, inflicted us with

I voted for Bush!

2004-11-02T22:39:00.000-08:00

Hurrah! I drove an hour and forty-five minutes to the courthouse, and luckily there were no lines! I voted for Bush, and a handful of Libertarians as applicable. I voted to disband SAIF, to make it, in a roundabout way, legal to have 6lbs of marijuana (and a case of Doritos) in your trunk, and to cut down a whole lot of trees. Did my vote make a difference? Yes, yes it did. Apparently,

I voted for Bush.

2004-11-02T13:18:00.000-08:00

Soon I will be able to say that! I have to drive three hours round trip to vote because of a DMV fiasco resulting in my absentee ballot being...absent. All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Even if it takes me three hours, plus standing in line, I am voting for Bush. Tika-blah-blah: Did you know that in the early days, the loser just became the VP?

Ayric Quote of the Day

2004-10-28T01:12:00.000-07:00

Ayric: "If you had children, I would have to call the CDC." Me: "The CDC? Centers for Disease Control?" Ayric: "Yeah, because...you're...mentally ill."

Thoughts for today

2004-10-18T19:35:00.000-07:00

Today I was making beef stroganoff, which involves cooking ground beef in milk and sour cream. Simmering flesh in the milk of the same beast. Something about that seems...wrong The other thing I hate is when a product is "new and improved". It's like the company is saying, "Haha, sucker, you bought a crappy product for so long, and you didn't even know it, and now you have to buy more of our

Things that make you go, hmm.

2004-10-15T09:37:00.000-07:00

More Politicky Goodness

2004-10-09T16:55:00.000-07:00

Those zany folks at JibJab who brought you "This Land is Your Land" have come out with a new 'toon, I'm not going to spoil anything, but trust me, it's worth watching!

Quote of The Day

2004-10-08T09:22:00.000-07:00

"What would Love do?" - The gayest bumpersticker in the world, spotted by Ayric and Phil in, of course, Eugene, OR

TIKATOPTNTKATTINPIKABIKAA Episode V: The Umpire/Strikes/At Bat

2004-10-06T23:51:00.000-07:00

Things I know about, that other people tend not to know about, that there is really no point in knowing about, but I know about anyway. Baseball's version of Secret Sauce Did you know that a brand new baseball is virtually useless? They are very shiny and slick, and therefore slip and slide out of pitcher's hands and their perfect whiteness can blind batters. In 1920, Ray Chapman became the

Flash Game of the Day - Improved!

2004-10-06T22:15:00.000-07:00

Tontie, one of my all time favorite Flash Games Of The Day is new and improved! V1 is awesome! Whack-a-mole action on Here are some of the improvements I've discovered: - Treasure Chests appear and when you hit them they will reveal upgrades including the new: - Ice Hearts which protect your life hearts from being depleted, yet allow you to continue to rejuvenate life. They "lock down" your

Reheated Spam

2004-10-04T08:55:00.000-07:00

Just got this in my email today, and found it interesting: I'm trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my head so I'll know how to vote in November. Right now, we have one guy saying one thing and the other guy says something else. Who to believe. Let me see if have I got this straight? Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good... Bush awards

E! Online News - Fox Gets Barenaked

2004-09-29T16:27:00.000-07:00

E! Online News reports that the Barenaked Ladies will be starring in a variety-style TV show. I can only sincerely hope that we will, at long last, catch a glimpse of dijon catsup and pre-wrapped bacon.

It's not my fault.

2004-09-20T09:04:00.000-07:00

"It's not my fault that I got caught lying." EXCLUSIVE // Mon Sep 20 2004 11:58:02 ET STATEMENT FROM DAN RATHER: Last week, amid increasing questions about the authenticity of documents used in support of a 60 MINUTES WEDNESDAY story about President Bush's time in the Texas Air National Guard, CBS News vowed to re-examine the documents in question—and their source—vigorously. And we promised

Video Clip of the Day

2004-09-16T22:14:00.000-07:00

This is one NICE PARKING JOB.

Strange Phrases I

2004-09-16T18:30:00.000-07:00

Strange internet phrase of the day: "Tigger Molestation Trial"

Kerry is so Very Very

2004-09-16T18:27:00.000-07:00

First the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth and now this.

Ratherism I

2004-09-15T22:04:00.000-07:00

Ratherism, n. Ra'ther'izm That which is presented to be real and shocking, but is, at first glance, so incredibly obviously faked so as to produce humorous effect instead of intended outrage. Example:

Reflected Glory

2004-09-15T21:19:00.000-07:00

Here's a moment of basking in reflected glory. Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, my cousin and my father were famous. My cousin more so than my father. So, that would mean that I'm really basking in the reflection of reflected glory. More like a faint glow of glory. Anyway, I've told many of you that my dad was a computer programmer and my cousin was a genius and probably mentioned

Bush Forgery Update

2004-09-11T13:56:00.000-07:00

AUSTIN, Texas — The man named in a disputed memo as exerting pressure to "sugarcoat" George W. Bush's military record left the Texas Air National Guard a year and a half before the memo supposedly was written, his service record shows. From the Seattle Times.

How much...

2004-09-10T18:10:00.000-07:00

...is that doggie in the window?

The Bush Forgeries

2004-09-10T18:08:00.000-07:00

Blogger Little Green Footballs put together a very concise, clear layman's analysis of the Bush Forgeries with all sorts of hyperlinks off to all kind of information and quotable tidbits noting that this may equal a loss for the Dems.

The New Rosetta Stone

2004-09-10T15:07:00.000-07:00

The web is such a beautiful, dynamic place. Things crop up, other things die off, and the 'net just keeps chugging forward. In a moment of totally random surfing, I found a way to locate long lost web pages. Suddenly, the floodgates of possibility open. Not only do I have the opportunity to present to you things from yesterday and today, but also things from possibly last week or even, (gasp)

Cartoon of the Day

2004-09-04T13:44:00.000-07:00

In a mini Jason Bourne-type adventure, Fleep is about a boy who wakes up in a telephone booth which has been mysteriously selaed in an envelope of concrete. Using only the contents of his pockets (two pens, a paperback novel, three coins and 20 ft of unwaxed dental floss) our hero must fashion and execute an escape plan before he runs out of oxygen. An entertaining, if short, read that will

Finally, something fun.

2004-09-02T21:02:00.000-07:00

The Greatest Album Covers That Never Were is an incredible collection of artist created fantasy album covers. They are all interesting, unique, and worth a gander. Enjoy!

Media Bias

2004-09-02T14:59:00.000-07:00

Today on CNN.com there was a poll: Some 39 percent of DNC delegates were minorities. What percentage of the total GOP delegate pool are minorities? 6 percent 12 percent 17 percent 24 percent 21 percent Media bias? You think? Facts or no facts notwithstanding (considering that CNN probably decided several percent of the delegate pool was "not black enough" to count as a minority, but

Hmm.

2004-08-30T20:57:00.000-07:00

Bush Bites? Kerry Waffles? Let your dog decide.

Happy Birthday.

2004-08-27T00:01:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday to my best friend in the universe, Ayric.

Good times

2004-08-25T15:54:00.000-07:00

So, I'm no Rob Cockerham but on occasion I come up with some fun stuff. Today, my boss Dan kept complaining that something smelled like old food. He wandered about every hour or so going, what did you do, what did you put in my office, what smells? etc. etc. So, I decided there needed to be a source for this smell, somewhere. The idea fell into place with the help of our mad designer, Robert

Flash Game of the Day, LE

2004-08-25T12:40:00.000-07:00

The Invisibility Game involves clicking two buttons - go and stop. The trick is that you can't see your cursor, and you can't touch the walls. How in tune with your mouse are you? Quick little coffee break diversion with a slight frustration factor.

You've always wondered...

2004-08-22T22:18:00.000-07:00

...and now you can know. Leave it blank and click the button if you're particularily chaste, or something.

Web toy of the day!

2004-08-22T22:14:00.000-07:00

I am stir'd beyond bearing with your furious agitations within me, gorged and cramm'd, even to surfeit! Vix, this one's for you. Thanks to Kat.

Political Fun

2004-08-15T13:17:00.000-07:00

Here is a fun little flash animation where Bush and Kerry duke it out musical-style to a parody of Woodie Guthrie's 'This Land is Your Land' It pokes equal fun at both candidates without being too horribly offensive. A good way to break the ice between you and your politically-different friends.

Flash Game of the Day

2004-08-08T21:16:00.000-07:00

Proximity is a great game based on my favorite warfare style grid, a tesselation of hexagons. The object of the game is to take over territory in a Go fashion. However, each tile is numbered. Placing a number next to tiles of your own number increases the values of the tiles around it. Placing a number that is higher than the opponents converts those tiles to your cause. Challenging and

Elftor

2004-08-02T15:42:00.000-07:00

Here is a fun little cartoon called Elftor. It's done entirely in MSPaint, yet impressively so! I found it to be witty and fun, but decidedly not anti-Semite!

Waste!

2004-07-19T18:46:00.000-07:00

And today's award for Waste Of A Perfectly Cool Domain Name goes to... Red.com What a great domain name. What a waste of it. A quick whois shows that this awesome domain name belongs to the folks who brought you yet another wasted (and less centered) domain name, redcode.com. Well, at least I can still get bluecode.com for $24,000.00.

Game of the Day

2004-07-14T22:27:00.000-07:00

Cribbage is alright, because it generally involves snacking, and I'm a big fan of snacking. In fact, if someone were to ask me, "What's your favorite thing about Cribbage?" I would say, "The Snacking." The other good part about cribbage is that you can cheat by saying, "Fifteen-two, fifteen-four, and a pair is ... TWELVE" when it's not really 12, but is actually a much smaller, less inviting

Ah, America!

2004-07-12T14:38:00.000-07:00

G5s or GIs? Buy Heinz-Kerry Ketchup or new W Ketchup the *American* Ketchup? Obviously, you should choose the more politically charged ketchup, since Heinz doesn't have a beautiful Left vs. Right Ketchup debate (with brain-terminal style responses) on its website, the choice is clear.

The more you know...

2004-07-08T13:40:00.000-07:00

I just figured something out. My last relationship failed because he held his phone up to his left ear. I knew it wasn't my fault. It never is.

Flash Game of the Day, LE

2004-07-07T13:35:00.000-07:00

If you're going to sit around and watch something load, it might as well be a game with a cool name like Penguin Blood Ninja Fiasco, right?

Asian Sensitivity

2004-07-07T13:30:00.000-07:00

Asian Culture Education lesson of the day: Reading Assignment Talking points: 1. Do you think that Asian people really birth animals of other species? Why or why not? 2. If all software was $18, would that be capitalistic or communistic? 3. Assess the statement "It beats the hell out of a tubby man in a butterfly costume." How much would you pay to see Ayric in a butterfly costume?

Thank you God...

2004-07-07T13:29:00.000-07:00

...that I am not a hippie!

Happy Birthday.

2004-06-25T13:38:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday, you know who you are. Everyone else, happy un-birthday.

Monday Morning Humor

2004-06-14T10:49:00.000-07:00

Here's a little funny thing for you. Go to Amazon.co.uk and choose the 'Toys and Kids!' link from the Left hand nav bar. On the resulting page, search for 'Spot' using the search box on the left nav bar. On the resulting page, look on the left hand nav bar at the 'Related Items' in 'Children's Books' - boy, children's books aren't what they were in my day!

Upheaval!

2004-06-07T01:44:00.000-07:00

Ok, I *still* haven't forgotten. Here is the news for now. The death of the esteemed president Reagan, who is the first president, celebrity, and hero ever imprinted on my mind, has also come at a time of passage in my personal life. In the next week, I will be implementing an exit plan at Prima Donna Development, and entering a new position at another company. It was a difficult decision to

I haven't...

2004-06-02T14:30:00.000-07:00

I haven't lost interest in, forgotten, or abandoned this blog...just neglected it. I've got some juicy goodness for you. I just need to tear myself away from Kingdom of Loathing for a bit! See you soon ;)

Flash Game of the Day

2004-05-25T17:43:00.000-07:00

Gold Miner Gold miner captures the addictive sensations of the claw game of local Walmart/Toy Story fame. Aim your claw, and haul back moles, rocks, gold, and diamonds to meet your goal. Use the money you earn to buy things to make your next prospectin' trip a little easier! The up side of this game is that your aim doesn't have to be 100% perfect - just within a reasonable distance.

Weekend Movie Review - Shrek II

2004-05-24T11:52:00.000-07:00

Without giving too much away Shrek II is an enjoyable romp through the territory of the original Shrek. The cgi is, for lack of a better word, awesome. In this film, we pick up at the end of the first film, where Shrek and Fiona go on their honeymoon and return to find that Fiona's parents, King and Queen of Far, Far Away (which looks suspiciously like Beverly Hills) have summoned them to

The name Ayric.

2004-05-22T17:55:00.000-07:00

Another search term has lead people to this page - "What does the name Ayric mean and come from" - an in an effort to answer what inquiring minds want to know, here it is. "Ayric" is a german formation of "Erik" or "Ayrik" or "Ayryk" or "Erick" or "Erich" or "Eryk" or "Erychk" or "Susan." It comes from Ayric's dad, Ayric, who got it from Ayric's dad's dad, Ayric, who got it from his dad, all

Flash Game of the Day

2004-05-22T00:59:00.000-07:00

I'm doing this lazy style. This is a logic puzzle that I keep attempting to do after midnight and continue to fail. It's just fricking neat, and now that the link is here, where I can find it, and I'll work on it more. It's called Chasm, and it's a beautiful form of flash. Let me know if you get this figured out (Ayric, this means you). Without further ado, I give you Chasm Platypus rating:

Random Question of the Day.

2004-05-21T17:55:00.000-07:00

So, I was filling out the "Random Question" on my blogger profile, but it kept getting rejected because it was more than 150 characters. I can't say ANYTHING in less than 150 *words*, much less characters (This blog, prior to this post, has over 16k words). Stupid profile! Anyway, the question was, "When did you get up early to watch cartoons, and what did you watch?" 68 character question!

Know Thyself: p a r t | t w o

2004-05-21T16:30:00.000-07:00

So you understand your own Lebowskiness...but which Marvel Superhero are you? I am (obviously):

Fine.

2004-05-21T15:25:00.000-07:00

Fine. This picture is only about 210 or so days old.

Friday Ninjaness

2004-05-21T14:09:00.000-07:00

Ninja Burger offers up some Ninja fun and games, like Nin-ja-toe and a flash game (warning: contains wasabi!) Not really a gaming fix, but a little Ninja love nonetheless. My secret Ninja name is Sadao Tadokoro-san, but don't tell anyone. It's a secret.

Quote of the Day

2004-05-21T13:56:00.000-07:00

There is just not enough ME here, so today's quote is by, well, Me! "When you're living with your parents, you're an annoyance. When you move out, you're a celebrity. Both are equally undesireable."

This just in.

2004-05-21T13:38:00.000-07:00

Andy Kaufman, of Man on the Moon and Taxi fame, is back. He wasn't dead. It was a big joke all along. My impression of him after seeing Man in the Moon was, "What an asshole." Suspicions confirmed. Alternatives to the news could be that this is being perpetuated by an imposter. Based on what I've read in his blog (which, incidentally, has no current pictures), I'd say that has a pretty good

TBRPG - KoL

2004-05-20T22:10:00.000-07:00

I have to say that the only thing that sucks about Kingdom of Loathing is that you only get so many turns. I've burned through all 120 turns (two days worth!) plus others I've earned/found for THREE characters. Sometimes, a game is just too fun. The "Out of Adventures" graphic sums up:

Find yourself - p a r t | o n e

2004-05-20T19:19:00.000-07:00

According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz: Why don't you check it out? Or we cut of your Johnson!

Googlable

2004-05-20T18:43:00.000-07:00

Ninjapajamas is officially googleable! Several poor, misguided people have found NP by searching for the following rather amusing strings: on Google: sicaf sand animation music pavement drawing kurt wenner pajamas culture tontie strategy tontie level secret tontie upgrades "julian hurst" christian sicaf "ferenc cako" "sand" "video" On Yahoo!: ninja things joke, tontie korean pajamas See, my

Mr. Picassohead

2004-05-20T18:11:00.000-07:00

Play around with this surprisingly versitile interface and make your own Picasso-like painting. Makes you go "Ooh" and "why did he deserve so much fuss? This is easy." at the same time. Email your painting to a friend and then flip through the gallery for some neat examples.

PSA - Conservativism

2004-05-20T18:00:00.000-07:00

You know, I'm a rugged conservative, Bird-Hating-Libertarian, even. However, you know, such a precarious position on the tip of the right wing is not without its caveats. I mean, yeah, I and my collective peers are *right*, hence "right" wing, but *being* right and *getting it right* sometimes differ. At any rate, this article points out that it is possible to be just a tad too Right.

Thursday afternoon Ninjaness.

2004-05-20T16:40:00.000-07:00

If you need a quick shot of ninja action, play this super quick fight game. The basic objective is to hit the "A" and "D" keys as fast as you can, so if you're looking for a little typing warmup or some help getting your early onset carpal tunnel for disability purposes, this game is for you. This is kind of like Tekken or whatever without the

The truth comes out....

2004-05-20T15:07:00.000-07:00

TBRPG of the Month

2004-05-20T14:44:00.000-07:00

Kingdom of Loathing Sometimes, it's cool to have a little game you check in with every day. I just started this one today, but it's already got me addicted. BTW, "TBRPG" stands for Turn Based Role Playing Game. In this instance, you can either ascend to grand mastery as a Seal Clubber, an Accordion Theif, a Pastamancer, or another equally silly characters. Each one is represented by a

Flash Game of the Day

2004-05-20T14:35:00.000-07:00

Insaniquarium Ok, I know it sounds really lame, but in all actuality it's a lot of fun. You start with an aquarium with two little tiny guppies. As you feed them, they grow, and the larger they grow, the more options you have available to you. Medium sized guppies poop silver coins, and large guppies poop gold coins. If you are a masterful aquariumist, your big guppies will eventually turn

On Leno

2004-05-20T00:35:00.000-07:00

Well, guess what you missed? While I was waxing poetic about baby birds, a comedian was on Leno. Holy crap, he was hilarious. If you ever flip channels and see Daniel Tosh performing - tune in. Here's just one that I can remember: I think it's funny that all these rap stars that used to be gangsters and thugs are all upset that people are downloading music because it's "stealing." Excuse me,

The Birds.

2004-05-20T00:08:00.000-07:00

Holy crap, I've been horrible about updating. Forgive me. Please? Well, I'm watching Laura Bush on Jay Leno. You would think it would be like watching a puma eat a puppy, but our First Lady is holding her own. She seems really sweet. Anyway. I wanted to let all of you know what happened to the baby birds in the field. The nest became a little hobby - I always wandered past it. I purposed

Weekend Movie Review - Van Helsing

2004-05-18T13:41:00.000-07:00

If ever given the choice between seeing Blair Witch 2 and Van Helsing, promise me, dear readers, you'll go to Blair 2. At least that movie is funny. Van Helsing, with a surprisingly generous Tomato-meter rating of 25%, tries too hard to be at once campy and fun, dark, mysterious, and serious - to be everything to everyone. It ends up looking like Tim Burton and Jim Carrey's love child with the

Flash Game of the Day

2004-05-17T12:55:00.000-07:00

circles Manipulate whatever is in front of you to accomplish a goal. Very simple interface, each puzzle is different, and it has a very zen soundtrack and interface. Both versions are equally good and should provide you with a good fifteen minutes of entertainment over your morning coffee. This is a very enjoyable logic puzzle. Ease for the uncoordinated: 3/5 - Helped by unlimited

Welcome Home.

2004-05-14T16:33:00.000-07:00

For nine months, there has been a severe imbalance of metrosexuality on the Pacific Coast. Finally, our source of all that is martinified and metro is coming home to restore harmony. Ninjapajamas and about three million people welcome home Julian Hurst with open arms and expectations for a wild welcome bash.