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So, lately I've been picking up on this little anti-asian subculture. Before you mock, hear me out. You all know that I will never drink Snapple again after their commercial that said Asians were "up and coming" - 10k+ years can hardly be described as up and coming by a 200ish yo nation. That, I guess, could have been slightly petty. However, you all know that the only one I like is Mango Madness anyway.

Now, Details magazine has decided Asians are not only up and coming, but they are coming out In this April 2004 "article", if you can call it that, the following text appears:

Gay or Asian? One cruises for chicken; the other takes it General Tso-style. Whether you're into shrimp balls or shaved balls, entering the dragon requires imperial tastes. So choke up on your chopsticks, and make sure your labels are showing. Study hard, Grasshopper: As sharp eye will always take home the plumpest eel.

Is that funny, or is that racist?

If you want to vote "racist" you can head over here and sign this petition along with 32,689 other netizens.

Hmm. Not fun post. Ah, here we go.

These Asians are fun! (Scrolling required)