Ninja Pajamas, and other good things.

For those of you who love to hate Martha Stewart, here's an article from the Smoking Gun which also appears on this page, inexplicably with a different intro paragraph. Pepper to taste, I guess.

These are the documents that detail Martha's literal run-in with a landscaper in 1997, in the spirit of that publicist that mowed down some people a few years back.
Maybe she was just copying Martha. Maybe mowing over peons in your SUV is, like, "a good thing." Hmm.