Ninja Pajamas, and other good things.

Let's start at the very beginning, a very good place to start. Strike that. Let's start with what I can think of right now. I will probably combine old things and new things as I think of them, and will label as such. This post is all old things. Caution, contents may be hot when reheated.

Satisfaction - This is the very much NSFW video featuring the cool techno song by Benny Benassi, candy colored ladies and some nice power tools (hehe), and, as I call her, "Power Breaker Bunny." Kitten Killing factor: 3/5 Time to watch: 5 minutes

The Writing's On the Stall - This is a collection of writings found in bathroom stalls all over the world. About 150 entries, of which enough are humorous that it doesn't warrant an Ada-edited version, but there are some groaners. As with antibiotics, complete full dosage for maximum effect. Conclusions: More liberals deface other people's property than conservatives; "This gum tastes funny" is the only thing that our entire species can think of to write on a condom machine. Coffee through the nose factor: 4/5 Time to read: 15 minutes

FOUND Magazine - This is a web page publishing found photos and notes. It's funny, creepy, eerie, strange, and voyeuristic. But *not* in a Michael Jackson way. One of the few sites that actually has received money from me - and the $5 was worth it for a copy of their print magazine. Cabe contends that it's faked, but I think it's all real. Judge for yourself. Ability to make you look twice at litter factor: 3.5/5 Time to read: 1 hour, Updated Weekly!