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Insaniquarium

Ok, I know it sounds really lame, but in all actuality it's a lot of fun. You start with an aquarium with two little tiny guppies. As you feed them, they grow, and the larger they grow, the more options you have available to you. Medium sized guppies poop silver coins, and large guppies poop gold coins. If you are a masterful aquariumist, your big guppies will eventually turn blue, at which point they will crap diamonds. (If anyone knows where to get real money-crapping fish, please email me). The coins equal money, money equals upgrades. But Beware! There are evil aliens lurking about that hunger for fresh sushi! You must battle them with your laser to the death! Collect coins, buy upgrades. Collect enough coins, and buy egg peices. Buy three egg peices, and you pass the level and the egg hatches into a magical pet that will help you in your journey in future levels. There is enough variety in this game to keep it interesting, plus you will need mad clicking skeelz (although not necessarily accurate ones) to pass the levels. Luckily, this game can be paused and auto saves via a cookie.

Ease for the uncoordinated: 4/5 - semi-soft, diet low-fat accuracy only.
Simplicity: 5/5
Strategy Factor: 3/5 - Takes a little figuring out. Just a LITTLE.
Ease of beating Ayric: Like I could get him to play this game. So, let's just say...5/5!
Addiction factor: 4/5 - I've played this baby off and on for years.
Money factor: 5/5 - mo money, mo power.