Ninja Pajamas, and other good things.

This little freak out seemed lame until I actually started reading things out loud, and I was a total direct hit on the third one. Even *I* don't know how it works.

However, I do know how to make diamonds in the microwave.

"Gold? Don't be silly, Mindy. I can't make gold! But diamonds are a snap! Junior, get me the vaccuum cleaner!"