Ninja Pajamas, and other good things.

One time, I discovered that by sucking on the inside of my bottom lip and catching it with my teeth, I could make it stick out in what I thought was a subtle, sexy, bee-stung look.

I showed C, my fianceé at the time.

"Do my lips look sexier like that?"

"Actually, it looked like you puked a little and then swallowed it."

So much for sexy.