Ninja Pajamas, and other good things.

Apple, orange, pomegranate, grape, mango, lime. Collective label: Fruit

Aspen, pine, bonsai, madrona, fir. Collective label: Tree

Nail file, scissors, gun, corkscrew, match, golf clubs, value-sized deoderant. Collective label: "Threat Object"

Yeah, I thought that was stupid, too. I saw it on the news in a reference to airline security, blah blah blah. Then I realized that is a really good euphamism.

"Then he whipped out his "threat object" and it was less like a baseball bat, and more like a match. A paper one. That got wet."

"Holy crap, that spicy mexican turned you into a threat object!"

"Don't point your threat object at me."

"If you get near my girlfriend, I might have to cut you. Like with a threat object."

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